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Introduction courtesy of DuncanFan: CPK and I have done another Arthur & Friends parody. This one was really just off the cuff and the result of boredom- hopefully you'll realize the swipes at the show are only for the sake of taking the p*$$, but you may more likely find the whole parody to be....well, utter p*$$! This one starts with Arthur in prison again after violating parole to shoot the mayor while he drove past in his motorcade. It is planned for him to brake out using hidden information backmasked into a Led Zeppelin LP. …..and so, it begins…… I worry for you…….   CPK: As per usual, it was an awful day on the Island of Sodor. The

The Godfather: Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. says: And Now, a Special Announcement from HIT: Hello Kids, If you would like to once again free Arthur from the mean old people at the prison, find the colorful slips of paper in your parents' wallets and send them to us! When we get enough- the mean old people will let Arthur come out again! CPK says: Untill then, and educational suppliment. CPK says: BUYARTHUR&FRIENDSSTUFF!!BUYARTHUR&FRIENDSSTUFF!! BUYARTHUR&FRIENDSSTUFF!!BUYARTHUR&FRIENDSSTUFF!! BUYARTHUR&FRIENDSSTUFF!!BUYARTHUR&FRIENDSSTUFF!! The Godfather: Leave the gun. Take the cannoli. says: Tune in tomorrow, for an action pack

CPK: Can you imagine if they left Thomas out? The Godfather: Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.: Wow! The Godfather: Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.: what would it be called then? 'Emily & Friends', 'Percy & Friends', 'James & Friends' The Godfather: Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.: could you imagine how dull 'Arthur & Friends' would be? ^o) CPK: Boring? The Godfather: Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.: yes! The Godfather: Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.: One day Arthur was pulling a load of fish...somewhere. (Narrator falls asleep) CPK: Arthur is very happy. Arthur thinks that we should all play nice. Arthur has a pneumatic rifle. Th